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Jun. 14th, 2007 @ 08:27 pm Returned From the Front
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Killing
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Current Music: Johnny Cash - Don't Take Your Guns To Town (Squid's Redoubt)

Well, if that wasn't a day.

If you've been following on Twitter, you know how much fun today was. He says with ironic, cynical detachment.

It probably should have been enough of a head's-up when we got down to the SJ opening in the four vehicles we'd dragged along and found a big jack-knifed rig blocking most of it. Apparently, the poor bastard had been barelling up 85 and didn't see or know about the three zoms that were clinging to the semi-trailer. The rest is kind of inevitable; they clawed their way along the side and top of the truck, got on the cab, and he plowed into an overpass support as it spun. Instant barricade and a little extra fire.

With a little patience and some injudicious ramming from a guy in a Hummer, we managed to clear stuff enough to go around the end. Slow going, and the dead cars along the way north and south never helped, but it only held us up a bit. By the time we got to Project, I was starting to get a little nervous, if only because seeing zoms clinging to the side of skyscrapers, the underside of overpasses, and the like is disconcerting. You don't typically think of zombies being a 3d threat, but the current crop seem to enjoy digging into almost anything with their claws. This was something that'd come back to haunt me.

Duh.

So, yes, Project. The zoms were pretty quiescent by the time we made it downtown, and busting through a few security doors we didn't have keycards for wasn't that big a deal. Power's still in to Atlanta for the next bit, I'd imagine; the power-stations are largely self-regulating, anyway. Then there was the issue of dragging the crap out of the facility without destroying it irreparably. That was where the hard part was, and it was hot, sweaty work even for me, who didn't carry more than a few cables and some manuals. Oh, yeah, and went crawling under a raised floor in the IT space, looking for a connection. Sometimes it sucks being a little guy.

By 5p or so, the zoms were starting to get squirmy again and they'd apparently figured out there were a few tasty morsels moving around on West Peachtree. I swear, they have some kind of mystic hive-mind thing going on, because we could literally see the wave of awareness spreading down the blocks, about walking-pace. If it's a network, it's a slow bloody thing. Anyway, were were pretty much done and just securing things.

That is, of course, when the fuckers decided to jump out of the manhole. In retrospect, I suppose I should have expected that, but three of the zoms dragged down two of the guys I was out with in seconds next to the lead truck, and then things got complicated. You don't need a play-by-play and I'm not even sure I could give you one, but insert a lot of running around and sweating and slashing zombies with whatever weapons we had on hand and you get the idea. When the trucks (the three left, anyway) rolled out, there were uglies hanging on the sides of all of them, and some very unhappy guys getting left behind.

What can I say? I hate bite-transmitted infection.

Blam blam, slashy-slashy, the one thing that's true about all zoms is their utter predictability. Keep your head on straight and you can just wait for the buggers to clamber to the cab looking for tasty, then blow their heads off or decapitate them as necessary. That does take some time, though, so by the time we were sure the trucks were clear of hitchers, it was later than I would have liked.

No brainer after that. Cart the crap back out, tip hats to the guys on the Perimeter, and home sweet home.

Jun. 14th, 2007 @ 11:37 am Strategic Considerations
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Current Music: Frantic Flattops, The - Black Widow, The (Squid's Redoubt)

stellabambinoStarchild expects me to say, "Oh. Shit. Zombies," right now. I refuse to give him the satisfaction.

Honestly, guys, I live in the South, in suburban Atlanta. Wave on waves of zombies? Just not happening here; there are enough hunters and general good ol' boys that the cemeteries didn't make much difference in the grand scheme of things. A couple pick-ups at each one and zap, no more threat from there. The big Civil War battlefields were a little more interesting, but the re-enactors ended up policing their own. Zombies, after all, don't actually use grapeshot cannon or massed musket-fire. Battlefields? No problem.

No, the real problem, as it always is -- Atlanta proper. A couple small urban cemeteries, a couple jump-up guys, and the infection starts moving through the urban population like wildfire. Zombies are persistant, and I mean that in both the state-expression and social sense of the word. Worst place to hide? Multi-floor skyscraper, trying to close off the stairwells. Aside from the obvious "how do you eat?" the Zoms will claw their way through barricades or into air-ducts like rats, working their ways up. You'll just die tired and add to the number pouring back out at the bottom of the day.

I live in the 'burbs, though, and if there's one thing you learn living in the Atlanta-Metro 'burbs, it's how much everyone hates ITP folk. That's "Inside The Perimeter" by their own naming. Snooty, rich, stuck-up pricks pretty much sums it up. Now it's in the best interest of everyone on the outside that the ITP folks stay there, so they've kind of implemented an idea I had as a premise for an anime script, way back when.

The Perimeter is a huge wave of fire. Cars are lined up nose to tail and set alight, burning thirty, forty feet high. There are a couple access areas at Spaghetti Junction and on the Southside along 85, but the rest?

It's beautiful.

Not really my idea, I have to admit, but I'm doing my part out here. A few of us strolled into the CDC to see if there were any suspiciously dropped blue vials or the like (only the gauche call it "looting," I think of it as "urban exploration") but it occurred to me that there was enough hardware there to at least try and figure out if it was your traditional zombie-virus or zombie-radiation effect. It's not like the things were hard to come by to use as test subjects, and only one of the other guys came out of it all with a bite, so net win, in my book.

No virus. No weird alien meteorite radiation, like the news was spewing. Disappointing, really.

That does leave a few options for causes, but I'll just have to grab a few books here (like the text on Chaldean sorcery that tryptophanHeather bought me for Christmas; bet y'didn't know that'd be practical use, did you, hon?) and get ready in the next half-hour, because there's a jaunt into the Perimeter through the SJ Gate to hit the TV and radio stations, looking for enough hardware to build at least a mid-power station in the northern 'burbs. Somehow, I ended up overseeing that madness, but at least it's something to do. If they left me to myself, I'd probably just sit around and fiddle with invocations until I turned myself into a conscious super-zombie with control of other local undead as a nodal ...

Well, you get the idea.

Once I get downtown, I need to get Project and WSB hooked up as repeaters in the BLITEOTW network. Then I get home, pop my feed on from SAM4 and voila. Live zombie apocalypse talk radio, music to kill zoms by, and me at the helm. Not as cool as being a super-zombie, but a longer lifespan.

In theory.

Further updates from my Twitter on the go.

Jun. 3rd, 2007 @ 11:56 pm Shit. Zombies.
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Only that? But I have the book!

Feb. 18th, 2007 @ 06:54 pm (no subject)
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threat, existentional, warning
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I blame [info]creativedv8tion  ...

 

LiveJournal Username
The name of your zombie infested home town.
Your zombie killing weapon of choice.
How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
 
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?dellarte
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.iuppiteroptmax
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.blissful_kaos
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.rickj
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.cougarpants
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.aw_sunday_best
Number of zombies you decapitate.73
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
 
54%
 
This Fun Quiz created by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net
Sagittarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

 Which, of course, just makes me want to run a Zombie RPG ...

Sep. 29th, 2005 @ 03:40 am Zombie Apocalypse
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Lifted from twillittsLicorice Lightning:

Zombie Room Defense!

QUICK! A low moaning sounds from the hallway and you turn around to see a group of milky-eyed, rotting, living-dead horrors lurching towards you! Yellowed, splintered fingernails claw through the air, reaching for your warm flesh. A foulness wafts from between their stained and gnashing teeth! What have you got around to defend yourself with, Meat-Boy!

Disturbingly, this room more resembles a fortified military position than a bedroom. At hand, there are:

  • A longsword hanging by the door
  • A Celtic spear leaning casually in the opposite corner of the room
  • A valdris axe hanging over my closet
  • A recurved bowie hanging over the window
  • A shinai leaning against the door frame
  • A bokken leaning against the shinai
  • Lying by the bed:
    • A Roman gladius
    • A blackened-steel ninja-to
    • A pike knife
    • A blued rainbow-wood 2ft long bowie knife/short sword
    • A weighted chain
    • Normally there would also be additionally:
      • A crescent knife
      • A kris knife

The reason that the two knives are absent are they haven't been moved back in from my luggage. (My favourite knives, frankly.)

Assuming that I could hack my way through the ravening undead with such a paltry assortment of toys, there are projectile weapons stored safely in the upstairs bedroom closet, both handgun and long rifle, as well as a sweet double-barreled shotgun, along with ammo for all of the aforementioned wonders of modern technology.

What? You're looking at me like I'm some kind of crazed weapons' obsessive or something. What?

Incidently, if anyone wants to buy me a cute little present for being so brilliant, I could use a Fang of Fatality.

For those that know me and my particular grip, you'll recognize that I could have a lot of pleasure from this particular blade. Custom engraving and dedication by bathing in the blood of the devotee is, of course, appreciated but not necessary.

Just nice.