Wings Over the Pyre

09:41 pm - Kill a Kitten

That Stephen Lynch, he makes me laugh uproariously and make happy gurgling noises.

Kitten

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,
kill a kitten
( ... )
meow

Current Mood: impressed

12:59 am - Crushing the Mountains Under Heel

Hey, even I have the horrid urge to post song lyrics on occasion. This is my occasion.

Skullcrusher Mountain
Jonathan Coulton

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you’ve enjoyed your stay so far
I see you’ve met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he’s harmless enough
He’s a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet

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The whole song is a lyrical paeon from the kind of twisted mad scientist I'm reputed to be, although I haven't actually moved into a large mountaintop fortress yet. Yet.

Love songs. From the Squid.

Fear it.

Current Mood: amused