Whoa! Thanks
Eric the .5b, you are the source of much goodness in the world.
And for the rest of you yutzes, if you want to give me a great present for ... well, anytime at all, birthdays, Christmas, End of the World, whatever, you could certainly do much worse than giving me a steam-tank.
With a Tesla cannon, maybe.
300 feet long.
With a big scowling squid painted across the side.
Yeah, that'd be just super.
Though a steam-crab would be just as nice. With a Tesla cannon.
The world will be saved by steam!