Entirely unrelated to any closed beta I may or may not be in, I bring you ... more motivators!
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Well, it's been running over on RPGNet for tens of thousands of posts, so it's only fitting that I throw my hat in the ring.
That's right, I'm making my own motivational posters.
I have enough photos and images, it'd be a shame not to use some of them.
For example:
I suspect, however, this one may be more popular:
I just pretend not to know it.
You know ... I kinda want to run this now, along with Abomination Street, the Lovecraft/Sesame Street crossover.
"Get this motherfucking Old One off my motherfucking plane!"
"That would require the proper banishing ritual, sir."
"So?"
"The Necronomicon is in Texas."
"What is it doing in Texas?"
"Well, you know, they've been shoring up the borders ..."

I find myself doing two things here:
"... I have this puppy I need you to eat."
I suppose it could be worse, he could want me to wield the Head of Vecna. Alternates include the Schlong of Vecna.
Quite possibly the most successful RPGNet thread ever, and full of yummy goodness all the way through.