I could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Yeah, I think this seriously underestimates my ability of dealing with dangerous aggressive reptiles in a life-or-death situation. I mean, really, short of a Grizzly Suit, who better than I to deal with such things?
Oh, yes,
semiapies is here and still alive, in case anyone wondered.