Apr. 21st, 2006 @ 06:56 am Inspiration of the Night
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jackslackSean insists this insight should be recorded:

[06:30] exopilot: (Unrelated, but Lost is just Gilligans's Island without the coconuts.)
[06:30] jackslack@mac.com: *SNICKERS*
[06:30] jackslack@mac.com: Dude, that should go in your Livejournal.
[06:31] exopilot: [grin] Possibly so.

I have fulfilled my duty to blog comedy.

No, I'm not going to post Capes write-ups of the Gilligan's Island crew ... tonight.

OK, maybe just one:

The Professor
The Professor

Abilities

4 Science! (P)
1 Sexual Imperviousness (P)
2 Charm (P)
3 Mary Ann (P)

Styles

3 Coconut Obsession (P)
1 Techno-Fetishism (P)
2 Hyper-Rationality

Attitudes

4 Obsessed
1 Distracted
3 Concerned
2 Focused
5 Witty

Drives

1 Justice
4 Truth
1 Love
1 Hope
2 Duty

Description

Tall, inspiring, just a bit square-jawed, the Professor is like Doc Savage without quite the degree of two-fisted. And he's way more obsessed with coconuts. With his faithful, and beautiful, assistant Mary Ann by his side, he can build a radio out of coconut husks and salt water, but can never seem to construct a floatable boat.

You know, I'm probably going to Hell for this.