Wings Over the Pyre

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Cinderella - Heartbreak Station (Squid's Redoubt)

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

[laugh] OK, disturbingly, this is a meme that's both brutally accurate and damnably funny. You should fear it immensely, indeed.

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Brides of Destruction - Life (Squid's Redoubt)

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Modern Satanist
Thinking yourself to be a god, realizing Indulgence as your main goal, not believing in a literal Satan, and counting stupidity as your highest sin. You are a proud LaVeyan Satanist! You might enjoy www.churchofsatan.com if you're not already a member.

I suppose the irony of this is kind of amusing, though the results are kind of accurate, after a fashion.

I always considered myself more an Evolutionary Luciferian Thelemite, a creature whose focus was on the innate human ability to say "no" to the universe and who recognize human Will as the primary mover of social action on the planet. Will, of course, can't triumph over everything (after all, try telling a falling boulder "no;" it won't listen), but the memeosphere surrounds us all in an equally encompassing way, and there Will is the strong nuclear force.

Ah well, enough of my rambling.