Wings Over the Pyre - Jason "Mullet Man" Mullins

09:21 am - Jason "Mullet Man" Mullins

You can blame She That Is Wicked for this one; I take no real responsibility.

Name

Jason Mullins
Mullet Man

Background

Jason Mullins was just a normal, everyday redneck, living in a trailer-home in rural north Georgia, drinking entirely too much Pabst Blue Ribbon and watching NASCAR whenever he could catch the time between working hard for his uncle's house framing company.

But that was before the rock fell.

Jason was the first on the crash site of the supposed "meteor," and so it was only he who saw the Grey crawl from the wreckage. Being a hospitable sort, Jason helped the dying creature free of the crater and, in gratitude, the alien creature passed it's life-force into the stunned good ol' boy. That power was somewhat incompatible with the human biology, however, in that Greys simply don't have hair. Instead, Jason's hair took on the powers of a Grey's intestinal cillia, becoming highly extensible, flexible, and able to act as additional grasping limbs. In addition, Jason's natural knowledges and abilities were magnified. He became a better race driver than Dale Ernheart (may he rest in peace), a better wrestler than the Undertaker, and the fastest redneck alive!

Jason was never the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but his simple-man ways and honest belief that life can be better for everyone if "we just sit right down and have a beer together" makes him one of the most hopeful and comfortable hypermen for the common man to sit down with.

When "in costume," Mullet Man wears a worn brown duster over a white strappy t-shirt, worn blue jeans, and worn brown boots. Embroidered on the back of the duster is a glow-in-the-dark stylized Grey head which is typically half covered by his mullet.

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