Current Mood:  loved
Current Music: Various Artists - Pavement / No More Kings (Squid's Redoubt)
 Morning, one and all. It's Christmas, and you know what that means!
Yes, greed runs rampant and destruction rains on the weak. In signification of the event, I played some Black & White 2 this morning and used my godly powers for pure evil. Oh, yes, and took the Cow as my Creature. Is there anything more terrifying than an evil Cow?  That said, I've absolutely and undoubtedly found exactly what you good folks should band together and purchase for me next year around this time:
Techno and military tours: TANK RIDE Testing runs of armored vehicle as a member of crew. You have a chance to pass a special route on a tank as a crewmember of combat vehicle. The crew consists of operator and tourists (in accordance with number of combat crew). You can test soviet tanks of the following war conflicts of the 20-th century: World War II, Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghan War, Middle East Wars, Egypt-Israel War, Iraq-Iran Wars, Gulf War etc. TOP POPULAR -
T-34, IS-3, T-70 (WWII, the Red Army)...1 or 2 visitors included in the tank crew -
T-IV , T-38, Assault Gun "Hetzer", (German Army, WWII) ..1 or 2 visitors included in tank crew -
T-55, BMP-1 ("Afghan war") -
T-64, T-72 (T-84 Serbian) ("Cold War" Soviet tanks, the Iraq and Chechen wars) -
BTR-80 ( "Cold War" Soviet carriers) ... That's right. I want plane fare to Russia, hotel fees, and $1200 to drive and fire a T-72, one of the most important weapon systems of the modern era. Surely you guys love me enough for something that small, right? Right? I promise that if I break lose and go on a rampage through the Russian countryside, I'll only use my newfound might for good. Or evil. Something like that. Please? | 
